It’s one thing to pose with a fake Presidential Seal and make yourself look like a complete fool to the American Public. Not to mention all the Democratic voters who wanted Hillary Clinton for President…and voted for her instead of you.

It’s another to promise one thing to Senator McCain regarding fund raising and then go back on your word, isn’t it? These things are troubling. Very, very troubling.

The best story comes out of Aspen, Colorado from The Aspen Times… this morning. Don’t miss this read! The last few grafs are priceless. I hate to be the spoiler, but the writer Addison Garner nails it:

“…Sen. Obama, Abraham Lincoln had it right: “You cannot fool all the people all the time.” You cannot take a vow of pubic-finance piety — then give us a head-fake — and grab the bundled corporate cash. Voters notice.

Nor can you ignite a wall of racial animus, dance behind the flames, and then claim that your true mission is one of American unity and “post-racial” reconciliation. We hear you, Sen. Obama; but, increasingly, we also see you.

Don’t polish that presidential seal prematurely…”

There is also the no small matter of your forged Birth Certificate? It’s only a tad alarming, to any thinking voter. No, make that VERY alarming. Where is your REAL Birth Certificate? And, it certainly is audacious to think you could hope your way through this one now, no? It seems to me that our Government ought to intervene on this. Something seems wrong, doesn’t it? And since when is it up to a blogger to produce a document for you?

Over at Stop-Obama.org they have this up regarding the “Birth Certificate” matter.

Funny, The DNC sent a fundraising letter. It arrived yesterday. But, you aren’t getting one cent. Not a cent. Hillary Clinton was our candidate of choice, not you. You aren’t going to get any money and you aren’t going to get support, or our votes around here. Even the wording in the letter was bogus. I quote from your letter:

“We’re the party of a man who told us the only thing we had to fear was fear itself; and who faced down fascism and liberated a continent from tryanny”

Well, I think that is going to happen. John McCain is going to LIBERATE us from YOU! He will!

You see, you’ve tried to pull off some very strange things in this election, already. Haven’t you?

Why didn’t you stick to what you told John McCain about financing? It’s not as if the public hasn’t noticed, is it? Or how about the FEC? How about the FEC and all the things that happened this year, especially when it was “on shut down.” Maybe we ought to refresh our memory over at Democracy21.org, and then watch a little film on all of this, no? Concerned Americans want to know more about your involvement regarding this whole issue, don’t we?

Perhaps we should revisit something that the head of Democracy21.org said back in 1999, from the NYT:

A New Form of Soft Money Belies Much Talk of Reform

”…The problem with these PAC’s is their Cayman Islands quality,” said Fred Wertheimer, the president of Democracy 21, a public policy organization here. ”Secret, unlimited money is about as dangerous as you can get in American politics in terms of corrupting the system.”

Larry Makinson, the executive director of the Center for Responsive Politics, said that nobody knew how many soft-money PAC’s were in operation in individual states by Senate and House members.

”This is a completely invisible, brand new area of fund-raising,” Mr. Makinson said…”

See, the whole problem a lot of us are having? It’s all about your CHARACTER! You thought people were just going to love your little hopey, unity, message didn’t you?

Except, no, what we wanted to see this year was CHARACTER! In the candidates for President of the United States. Because it COUNTS! So do ETHICS, don’t they?

You know, you seem FAUX and McCain seems GREAT! to this now ex-Democrat.

Here is an article from the NYT on McCain! From 2007! I know who I’m going to vote for now, strictly on CHARACTER, after what you pulled on Hillary Clinton, what you have pulled in terms of fundraising, how you broke your word to John McCain, how you allowed a forged Birth Certificate to appear in the web, and made a cheesy PRESIDENTIAL SEAL way in advance of even being named a nominee in Denver.

Don’t expect any unity from this voter, EVER! McCain will get my vote. Here is why:

The Character Factor

McCain HAS IT! — read the op-ed by David Brooks:

“…Telling the truth is a skill. Those who don’t do it habitually lose the ability, but McCain is well-practiced and has the capacity to face unpleasant truths. While other conservatives failed to see how corporations were insinuating themselves into their movement, McCain went after Boeing contracts. While others failed to see the rising tide of corruption around them, McCain led the charge against Jack Abramoff. While others ignored the spending binge, McCain was among the fiscal hawks.

There have been occasions when McCain compromised his principles for political gain, but he was so bad at it that it always backfired. More often, he is driven by an ancient sense of honor, which is different from fame and consists of the desire to be worthy of the esteem of posterity…”

And, this was interesting. It’s kind of a strange choice of colors for the menu selection isn’t it?

Funny, just how are you going to let your biggest meanest supporter get her “greasy fix” all cooked up out of those things when you have no plans to serve fried things. Let’s try and dream up a menu for the DNC.

“…The Democratic guidelines say every meal should be nutritious and include “at least three of the following colors: red, green, yellow, purple/blue and white…”

Let’s see:

You could have guacamole and salsa cruda on blue corn chips with sour cream.

You could have yellow cornbread, grits, collard greens, baby purple potatoes and sliced tomatoes.

You could have a really large white cake, with artificial frosting colors, no? That would be so faux real and surreal at the same time. But first? Maybe you better get going on that Birth Certificate deal. especially before you declare yourself the nominee like you did in that letter that just came, no?

It’s not nice to try and pull a fast one on all of us former Hillary Clinton supporters. We call ourselves P.U.M.A., in case you haven’t heard.

First, we try and figure out just what is going on with the patriarchal mind, vis a vis, right now!

then, we puzzle! thrice! at what our friends think!

Comment of the day (with additional remarks by Violet)

“…From marge twain:

I’ve felt for the past few months that our nation must be going through one of those mass-insanity, mob-rule periods like the Salem witch trials or the Prohibition era or the McCarthy pinko scare. I imagine that history will not look kindly on this time. Future schoolchildren will wonder what possessed us all and what side would they have been on in the witchhunt of 2008.

I could have written that myself. In fact, a few years from now if I come across that paragraph in some data dumpster dive, I’ll probably think I did write it. It’s exactly how I feel…”

Tuesday: A History Lesson on the Battle of Hastings

“…Today, I would like to talk about warfare. (Now you must imagine RD dressed like some tweedy professor with a bald spot and a bow tie, patches a the elbows of my jacket, standing before you with an overhead projector and some colorful acetates.)

I would like to take you back to the year 1066AD.  We are in Anglo-Saxon England and we are in the midst of one of those turmoils where the exact heir to the English throne is somewhat in question.  It gets even more complicated when Henry II marries Eleanor of Aquitaine but that’s at least another century from now.  In 1066, the match was between Harold and William of Normandy…”

Obama Be With You

“…In case you haven’t heard, Comrade Obama has added up the Democrats who would rather vote for a cockroach — so he is now on a hunt for votes in unlikely quarters. In keeping with his shameless vote whoring habits, he is now pandering to Evangelicals.

Not only is he attempting to con Evangelicals, but he has made The Big Step. Yes, that’s right. Barack Obama says he is going to continue George Bush’s Faith Based programs. I have no doubt that he means it. He plans to provide money to anybody who worships the Highest Of High Lords: Himself. Most of it will go to Reverend Wright though. That new mansion is already too small for his big head. He wants to rebuild. What’s left of the grant will go to his Faith-Based Goddamn AmeriKKKa program. Here, I envision Reverend Wright being in full charge of the Goddamned Faith Based Initiative. I envision this much in the same way as I envision a pardoned Tony Rezko taking charge of HUD and Bill Ayers as Director of Education…”

And we begin to realize, just how baffling, bamboozling and bogus this whole deal is!

We start realizing it is all about about some kind of strange religious codes like these

Where the patriarchy would like to feel all groovy about its speedosomething or other! (hasn’t it always been like that?) except, well…

Right now, your womenfolk ala pumafabsters are feeling frustrated, frayed, full of wicked laughter and VERY disappointed that you pulled off an opposumus with Winnie the Pooh overtones and faux-seals, and now you have even caused more problems where there were NONE! (except in your effed up neck o’ the pork barrel and kickback and slumfest woods)

And we had Hillary Clinton! And you are making a bigger ass out of yourself as each day’s events unfold!

You forced my hand.  You killed my notion of what being a Democrat was!

You, made me go Republican o’possumus…

And, what you must realize is that nobody is going to take you seriously, anymore.

You cannot abandon your Preacher and then turn around and try and reform the country’s religious views to fit your model!  Besides, haven’t we had ENOUGH from the freakish congregations that have NOTHING to do with mainstream America?

The thing is out o’control.

All because the patriarchy would like to be able to get laid! (like in that song I just played you above!)

Could we just, just, please HAVE A PRESIDENT!

PLEASE!

And by the way, after the rude and sexist way you felt was your balls-driven right to hurt our candidate Hillary Clinton?  I wouldn’t expect much help from anyone right now, on that score.  Especially her husband.

Or the pumasphere…

You see, I believe this experience is probably going to be one of the biggest karmic lessons you can image, speedster!

All I can say is Yikes! Those roosters and chickens are… well?

About to really roost!

A little roundup from Pumaville, plus… unlike those of you “fauxgressives” we are something else!

(as in tail end baby boom) but we’ve been over that before, no?

We, protested the war in Vietnam, segued through punk rock, became artists, (always) because we probably had FABULOUS Liberal Arts Educations at the best kind of schools, and we think for ourselves!

After the last eight years of politics? We are never, never, never, going to have another hanging chad stuffed down our throats again.  We are going to CHOOSE! Just like we always have, when we vote.  I for one, am never going to support corrupt Chicago politicians with connections to slum landlords who think they can dress up ala  60’s in faux baubles and trash the one politician (Hillary Clinton) who I felt was actually going to be able to do some good for this country, and the state we presently find ourselves in, as the year 2009 approaches…

You and your cronies?  You never saw actual war, did you?  No, you’ve had a phat little life, except, your job bores the hell out of you doesn’t it?  You sit in a little cubicle someplace, and your only joy in life is trying to get bossy because you really don’t have any ACTUAL power!  It’s true isn’t it?

Under 30?  What meds are you on?  Chances are, these were target-marketed to you since childhood.

The question is, can you think for yourself?  Or are you brainwashed?  Your generation has been target-marketed to for the last 30 years, so, you feel comfort in going with the mass decision, don’t you?

Well we o’ the pumaclan are so much luckier than you!  We are real rebels — because, the rock and roll we listened to all our lives just reinforced that.  We don’t need to fit in with the masses.  We wouldn’t want to anyway.  Because almost everyone in this generation is proud of the fact that they are individuals!

In fact, that’s the reason I’m going McCain.  It’s because he is a TOTAL MAVERICK! Just like me!  See, his generation had their share too, of people who didn’t want to completely conform.  The super-conformists are the people who are turning against him now, over on the far, far, right.  But, they are only a teeny weeny little contingent that is the utter vastness of Babyboomsville!

To try and put the Republican mind at ease, I’m quite sure the Republicans have a lot of heterosexual green minded recycling types like us in their Party.  The Baby Boom in toto is a GIGANTIC and UNPREDICTABLE demographic!  We like it that way.

Check this out! (on trying to target-market to us!)  Then, for a PERFECT, lucid, take, check out how Klownhaus feels! One look at that graphic?  Don’t think so…. for one thing, we’ve had black friends!  Right when your lil candidate was sitting dreaming about whether he could screw some white chicks, or not! (Over in his teenage years, in Hawaii)… Unlike him, and his afrocentric wife and cronies living up in frigidville practicing his hate-filled religion in the grimmest looking (architecturally styled) CHURCH I’ve ever seen) we aren’t like that!

I guess because post the 60’s everybody was INTEGRATED! So that bullshit about racism is so full of holes in the first place, get over it.  Our generation respects each other!  We come in all colors, and all sexual persuasions, and those that are LGBT are for the most part out o’ the closet in this generation!  Yep, we knew who was going which direction by high school, didn’t we?  Yep.  So, you start showing us your Chicago-style, racist homophobic BS?  We just laugh at you!

Now, I’m straight, and female.  My choice in life.  Other people I know aren’t.  But guess what?  Did you know there are GAY REPUBLICANS, Oh my!  Yep.  I could be friends with them.  I’ve been friends with GAY DEMOCRATS, too!  In this lifetime.  So the Chicago camp thought it was going to be able to segregate people by sexual orientation, grab all that moolah, and cut and run.  We see right through your crap, Axelsh*t.  Right through you!  And your kind of marketing is about to crush you in backlash, kiddo.  That is where you really F*CKED UP!  It’s actually LAUGHABLE, to the sophisticated set…

In fact, let’s talk San Fran’s mayor!  Gavin Newsom! You refused to pose with him you hypocritical little sh*t.  What you wanted was all the money in that little goldmine, no?  But you aren’t his actual friend!  Are you?  Not even for a picture!  You’ve got some nerve, saying you’ve got game, no?

It’s what your game actually is though?  That we all question… like the SLUMLORD BUSINESS!  Up Chicago way… You know who has your number?  Mr. Ford… And ummmm, all that marketing to Native American Indians? Did that have something to do with VEGAS-style, gambling?  Just wondering… or did you really care about the INDIAN populations in AMERICA?  See, we all kind of dig Indians too — in fact, lots of us heavily identify with their ideas, religions and mythologies, not to mention liking their taste in art, or the artifacts they make…

What you appear to be is a hustler and a user to a lot us!  Not to mention rude and a sexist pig!

Apparently this is some FLORIDA backlash, that just started up.  It’s very sad to me to think about what all of this could turn into for you.  What Axesh*t has done?  Big problems for you and your camp…  I find that sad, but you see, you caused it!  It was the target-marketing!

Watch Flineo’s “The Kingmaker” at this particular juncture…

or say, this one… “Reality Infection Program”

and watch sporeville happen, Axlesh*t style….

Nah, I’m going McCain because he is a HERO!  McCain is a MAVERICK!  McCain is a REBEL!  McCain is TRUTHFUL!  McCain is going to be one of the GREATEST PRESIDENTS THIS COUNTRY HAS EVER HAD! Because he is HONEST!  In fact, he may be about the most honest politician the tail end Baby Boom has had in its lifetime!  Plus, he has a little thing called scruples, that you seem to lack…

For one thing!  No associations to slums, Marxists. Communists, and I won’t use the T word, but, believe me.  I want an AMERICAN for president, not somebody with a potentially forged BIRTH CERTIFICATE manufactured in the web!  Frankly, If I were you, I’d be a little scared right now.  I think the CIA over at NQ has alerted those in the know about what we are all witnessing come to life right here on our soil, and I can tell you this, we aren’t going to have your sort running things here…

Are we?

No, we’ll take an American Hero every single time…being Americans and all…

Censorship?  Well, your little paid for minions thought they could pull that off, but?  No. that didn’t work either.  The Cannonfire himself has all the notes on P.U.M.A. (plus other things) you need to know!

In fact, maybe it’s a good thing if the Democratic Party self destructs at this point.  It’s kind of like who needed it anyway?  The Clintons were the last decent part of a VERY LONG DEMOCRATIC TRADITION and you are like so, majorley flawed…fakir!

File under category of “Boy are you dumb when it comes to advertising, and that hair really sucks!  Watch the backfire happen!”

It wouldn’t surprise me after this if nobody ever hires you ’round Washington for another campaign, after what you did with this one!  Talk about not understanding demographics!  Oh my!

For one thing, all those poor ol’ blue collar male working class stiffs you just offended no end?  Well here is a classic Hollywood film that shows you what they think about your camp right about now…One of these dudes is a Veteran, another is a classic surfer type, and there is a sensitive one too!  (All representing a cross section of American manhoodly goodness…) and possibly many, many American male’s mindsets…right about now!

Welcome to realsville!

Oh dear! Oh my! (Can’t you just imagine what is being whispered about your set across all the States, about now?) Pumafemmes everywhere are watching! — as the teleprompter turns…