Wanky little paypiglets!
I feel sorry for you. I do.
I even went so far as to craft one of the wickedest tales in the whole world just for you!
It’s going to cost you $100 to buy that story. Because that story is going to get you so hard you won’t even believe it. My fiction is better than things that might hurt you. Much better.
I know, you want that short story right now. But you are going to have to wait. It’s all about one of those secret mistresses in Washington. Mistress Devries is her name.
Should I give you a tiny sample?
I’ll think about it.
Imagine that Mistress had you crawl across a Kilim rug.
Imagine the way the rough wool would feel.
Hold that thought!
Valentine the Master…