John McCain will be very sexy, smart and savvy when it comes to women, and their issues!

Because, unlike some prissy religiously constricted males in the Government of the United States, he already documented just how much of a man he was, and is, in his book “Faith of My Fathers.”

You see, McCain isn’t the type to need to lie, or control when it comes to his masculinity. He probably doesn’t need to visit whores with little black books in Washington D.C. and pray that the word doesn’t get out. His machismo, American-style is already evident. Just read that book. It’s got charm nonpareil, when you read about all his wild exploits. When we talk about McCain, we are talking about a MAN. And probably the biggest McMAN Washington has EVER KNOWN.

Isn’t it time to realize that the generation we have all lived in is SEXUALLY EXPERIENCED. That’s right. There may be some of you men who aren’t, but, women know how to recognize a “leader of the pack” with balls when they see one. On the pages of a memoir, no less.

Men like John McCain don’t treat American women like Democratic Men do. They don’t make jokes about women, let stand up comedians defile them publicly, give the finger to them, and they certainly don’t have questionable associations to other guys named Sinclair who did interesting things to them in limos. Do they? Nope.

Men like John McCain are breathtaking behind closed doors.

They are the type of men who always take responsibility for birth control too, just in case. Usually because they figured all of this out for themselves, or some older guy taught them about women early on.

In fact, I’d venture to guess that few men around Washington have a tenth of the experience a man like McCain has! He has that lost rare quality of not only being a gentleman, but also a maverick rogue…

Men like McCain are usually known for “doing the RIGHT THING” when it comes to the female sex. That’s why, I think if Carly Fiorina has a little chat about what the current administration wants to enforce, read Politico on all this birth control nonsense, she is going to be straight with him. As any of us feminists would expect her to.

Now, why you ask?

Let me refer you to Ms. Magazine, and then you can have some sense of how the tail end Baby Boom women think! Do you have any idea how many votes this group represents? Millions. And, we can’t stand Obama. That is why we wanted Hillary Clinton. She is sane. When it comes to Women’s Issues.

What strikes me as funny is all the members of the Religious Right, right now. Like that Polygamy sect down in Texas. Losers. Men like that are sick, no? Really sick. My sense is they are the biggest weaklings sexually on earth, and frankly they ought to be punished for being such imbeciles, and for indoctrinating children into sick abusive cults.

A guy like McCain? He’d never stand for things like that, as an AMERICAN MALE.

Also, it would probably be fiscally prudent in a time when the job and housing market in America has been swept down the river to expect people would resort to sex for amusement, no? Except, there isn’t any health insurance! So, how is GOVERNMENT going to pick up the tab for THE WELFARE STATE that not having access to BIRTH CONTROL is going to create? My sense is that the Republican Party must be thinking about these things because they don’t believe in WELFARE in the first place.

So, in this election, who is the “girlie-man” and who is the “ladies-man.”

McCain is the EXPERIENCED MAN. McCain is the MAN’s man. Men like McCain don’t need to take things like Viagra. Perhaps this is why he wasn’t sure how to answer that question, publicly.

Men like McCain are Westerners. Their forte has everything to do with climaxes.

And now you are saying, but Valentine, do you mean there are actually men like that left on the face of this planet? My answer to you is yes.

The wimpy types? Right now they are hanging with the mayor of Los Angeles. His poor wife, no? Look what happened with that reporter, and his marriage! We laugh like the wicked, experienced, feminists we are at that one, knowing it’s only a matter of time before we start reading about the breakup of NON-CAMELOT in a similar fashion, because — it’s bound to happen, especially with friends like that guy hanging around.

Latino men are going to recognize McCain’s machismo. Just like American women do.

It’s that simple.

Men like John McCain could teach all those poor little simpering, praying, sexless worms a thing or two about what real manhood looks like, couldn’t he? As far as I’m concerned he doesn’t have an equal in this respect in our Government right now. Why, even California’s governor looks like a total pansy stacked up against McCain and what he is made out of…